Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Is Singlish acceptable?

Singlish is a creole formed by mixing English with the other languages in Singapore, particularly the Hokkien dialect of Chinese and also Malay.

This issue is rather controversial in the sense that the people in the higher levels of Singaporean society is condemning it, whereas Singlish is, and has been, a way of life.

Some view Singlish as a deliberate "attack" which destroys the beauty of English. Honestly speaking, I do believe in preservation of the language, but at the same time, I do think that there is absolutely nothing wrong with Singlish. The deliberate attempt to mutate a language may be frowned upon in society, but consider the following.

Why is there so much discussion over using proper English over Singlish, when so little is done against American English in favour of Standard English?

American English, in my opinion, is a similar deliberate attempt to mutate a language. They

  • deliberately change the spelling so as to challenge the orthographic standards of the British, who originally spoke English (such as installments, British spelling: instalments or American: traveler, British: traveller)
  • deliberately change the pronunciation of words (such as route, British pron.:ROOT, American pron.: RAUT)
  • changing of grammatical law (BrE: New York are the champions, AmE: New York is the champion)
  • borrow foreign loanwords not inherent to Standard English (such as chutzpah from Semitic origin)
  • adopting new words to distance away from Standard English (such as checkers BrE: draughts, or counterclockwise BrE: anti-clockwise)

I think that it is agreeable to a large extent that Singlish does more or less the same to Standard British English now as what American English has done to English spoken about 300 years ago.

To end off, don't you think that as long as things like American language exist, Singlish has every right to exist as well?

Friday, November 14, 2008

Let's Count My Instruments! (Part 1 -- Wind Instruments)


2 Hulusi (from Yunnan)


A Kazoo...


A Homemade Flute


A Cornet...



Top to bottom: Qudi, Xiao, Didgeridoo




Top to bottom: Bangdi, Suling (from Indonesia), Ney (from Jordan), Another bangdi



4 recorders

Total Wind instrument count: 16



Monday, November 10, 2008

Let's improve the spelling rules for English!

Courtesy of Mark Twain

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

Generally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeiniing voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x"— bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez —tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivili.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev alojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

Ai dont no ebaut iu bat ai toteli agri wix his plaen.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Why is English so hard to learn?

Because it has so may words with double meanings. I present you 7 examples.



1. The bandage was wound around the wound.



2. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.



3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.



4. The farm was used to produce produce.



5. A seamstress and a sewer fell into the sewer.



6. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.



7. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

Friday, November 7, 2008

10 things I learnt today.

1. Parenthtical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

2. Don't bother using a foreign word when there is an English quid pro quo.

3. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

4. Always avoid alliteration.

5. One should never generalise.

6. No sentence fragments. Ever.

7. Be more or less specific.

8. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.

9. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!

10. Be sure to finish what



Thursday, October 30, 2008

Counting my stuff

I have nearly seen 17 years of my life.

I have 1 sister.

I have a mum and dad.

I have 2 living grandparents.

I have used only 5 handphones since I was P5.

I sleep with 2 stuffed toys.

I have 2 fridges at home.

The fridge for drinks is reduced to 4 packets of milk.

We have 4 TV sets at home.

Only 1 has a cable connection.

I have 1 PlayStation.

I don't have any PSP.

I never spent more than 4 years in a single school.

I have a blog.

I have 138 friends on Friendster, but

less than 5 remember my birthdate without friendster reminding them.

I maintain 2 emails.

I have 138 unread email messages in my yahoo account and

I have 1347 unread messgaes in the gmail one.

I have 1648 songs in one computer's song library.

I have a laptop which I have owned since Sec 2

I had over 500 songs in its library until it crashed

about 1 year ago.

Now it has 25 songs.

I have a grand total of 9 playlists.

I have recorded 9 of my musical works.

I have lost over 7 of my works.

I have 45 packets of McDonald's chilli sauce.

We have only one printer that works.

I have over 100 channels on cable.

One of my favourite shows in 1000 places to see before you die.

My internet connection can only reach a max of 54.2 Mbps.

I have tons of ticket booklets.

My books only occupy 5 rows in a bookshelf.

I have seen 6 concerts and 2 musicals.

I spend an average of $60 a month.

I spent a grand total of $312.50 for the month of November already.

That is $252.50 more than usual.

I have 4 pairs of shoes.

I have 6 more days of exams to go.

I have 2 months before I see the results.

I have gone through 10 years of schooling.

I have gone through nearly 17 years of my life.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008